Posts tagged 4chan

Posted 5 months ago

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Posted 1 year ago
Step 1: Put on Green SuitStep 2: Go to Local News StationStep 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weathermanStep 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard.

-4chan

Step 1: Put on Green Suit
Step 2: Go to Local News Station
Step 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weatherman
Step 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard.

-4chan
Posted 1 year ago
Pervert

Pervert

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

Found this, I need to share it with the world!

>On date with hot girl from college
>Take her back to my dorm 
>Things are getting heated
>I know it’s because of my lucky baseball cap
>She leans in to kiss me
>Lucky cap gets in the way
>She gently reaches for it
>”Let’s just take this off”
>I stop her
>I don’t want to take my lucky cap off, its the only reason she wants to fuck me and without it am nothing
>”Why not?”
>Try to think of good excuse
>Remember the grace and wisdom Shrek taught me when I was younger
>”Because I have helmet hair.”
>Stares at me blankly 
>Erupts into a fit of laughter
>Calls me a loser
>Gets up to leave, as she does, ground begins to shake
>Mighty green figure enters through the window 
>Grabs her and rips her clothes off
>Shrek inserts his monumental ogre meat into her asshole
>Grips her tight, she cannot move
>He signals for me to come ogre
>I start raping her too
>Double penetration
>Shrek and I double team her until her tiny body passes out from the pain
>We cum inside her simultaneously
>She collapses on the ground
>Pregnant
>Shrek kisses me on the forehead
>Whispers “I’m a delivery boy”
>Escapes through open window

>mfw she doesn’t remember the event and decides to have the baby
>mfw 9 months later Shrek delivers the baby 
>I’m a delivery boy
>Helmet hair
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Posted 1 year ago

this

Posted 1 year ago
GET BACK TO TWERK

GET BACK TO TWERK

Posted 1 year ago
Hitler

Hitler

Posted 1 year ago

Reblog this dog with awesome posture